They say that third times a charm, well I guess we're about to find out. Daimon calls me at fucking 4:00am after Ugly showed the movie of monica at a party. Daimon said he would give me $500 to take him out if he could get laid by an absolute stranger. Anybody that knows Mr. Dirty Sanchez knows I dont turn down $500 and the chance to see one of my buddies stuff some bitch. So we set out, the sun was shining and man it was hot out. I swear to you that we drove around for two fucking hours to find absolutely dick then we saw her hitchhicking. Sasha was a stunning nice piece of sweet tender ass ready for a stuffing although she didn't know it. But man was she easy to get in and only asked once what's with that camera" in her not so good broken english. Of course I said its cool were just artists so she got in. The ride started off easy with normal chit-chat nothing serious then I asked so are you kinky and the response \"kinky no I'm not kinky\" Yea right . This girls wearing a fucking dog collar! So we played around a bit and looking back if Daimon had been anymore mellow I think he would have been dead so naturally I took over. I turn on my dirty charm and the next thing you know the bitch is on her knees. Needless to say it was thanksgiving all over again and this bitch was getting severely stuffed . Then just for a little more enjoyment we dropped her off in a trailerpark where Im sure she found her way home ..............................?"